I still don't understand why everyone's all like "OMGZZZ LORD DISICK!!!!" when I don't even watch the stupid Kardashian shows and can EASILY tell that Scott Disick is a total toolbag scumbucket.

Kourtney Kardashian came up with some genius idea to leave Scott behind for baby North West's "Kidchella" birthday bash to teach him a lesson. THAT totally backfired when Scott decided to throw himself a belated birthday party at 10ak in the Hamptons (which just shows how much his ego drives him...who throws a birthday party FOR THEMSELVES?!)

Check out video of Scott being so upset and heartbroken over Kourtney leaving him behind that he sprayed people with champagne HERE!!! (Note the sarcasm)