Police Department Begs Women Not To Call 911 After Posting Photo

 

After posting the above of the Hurricane Irma Night Crew, the Gainesville Police Department had to update their post to combat all of the "enthusiastic comments"

  1. We are dying with the comments. You've actually made our chief blush with some of them.
  2.  MRS. Nordman and MRS. Hamill have also enjoyed knowing how millions of women are going crazy over their husbands.
  3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.
  4. On another note, Officer Rengering is being placed into Cougar Prey Protective Care, similar to the witness protection program for his safety.
  5. Please do not call 9-1-1 and request this group respond to your "incident"
  6. There WILL be a calendar.

Thank you all for the hilarious comments...they have brightened our time up here. As for the calendar, we are going to try and do something fairly quickly and funds raised will go to Hurricane Irma recovery here in Florida.

The comments are about as scandalous as you may be able to guess-
A sampling of some of our favorites

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