Horny AF Florida Woman Arrested After Trying Sex Toy IN STORE


So we all know "Florida Man" gets a lot of attention... But this time Florida WOMAN is getting her due! I mean are we really surprised that this happened in Florida of all places? I'm not.... But just read this

FORT PIERCE — An alleged naked woman accused of swiping a sex toy and using it in a store got locked up, according to an affidavit.
Fort Pierce police Aug. 31 went to an undisclosed address for a disturbance. Emergency dispatchers reported a woman sporting a purple shirt but no pants was in a store.
An employee said the woman removed a sex toy from the packaging and was fully nude, the affidavit states.
Meanwhile, a worker said the woman went in an employee area or stock room with the toy.

I wan to bring your attention to that last bit... At least she went to the backroom to handle her business. I mean if it was any other state this story would be crazy but because it's a Florida story I'm surprised she didn't just start using it right there by the rack. At least her fellow shoppers would have had a real life manual on how to use said toy right? The thing that sucks is how many times has this happened and the person wasn't caught and they put it back, that's really what I wanted to know. Sorry if I just ruined your week with that thought!